Reality Checks to Demystify Buzzwords

As an IT insider, I feel I have something valuable to offer nontechnical people in terms of correcting misinformation. Here are a few simple tests for some popular buzzwords in tech. When evaluating a product or service, if you can honestly answer Yes to the reality check question, the buzzword probably truly applies. If the answer is No, it is probably fake.

agile: Does it make the developers happy?
blockchain: Does it cut out the middleman?
cloud: Does it automatically scale?
microservice: Does it only do one thing?
object oriented: Is it mostly made of interfaces?
RESTful: When requests arrive at a certain address, are they ready to use (without parsing)?
unit test: Does it prevent the tested code from touching anything outside itself?

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